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An Ohio inmate filed a $500,000 lawsuit against his former attorney, who was to bribe a judge with $10,000 to get a favorable sentence. However, the inmate got a sentence almost double what he expected and then complained that he didn't get his money's worth from the bribe.
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An accused thief, undertaking his own trial defense, asked his alleged victim, "Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse?"
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