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Redneck Grilling tip

Postby Romulus111VADT » Thu Mar 12, 2009 1:31 pm

As every Southerner knows, come spring it will be time to get ready for that all-important cooking technique of the south --- outdoor grilling!

I especially like the higher rack -- which can be used for keeping things warm. Just make sure to get a metal one... the plastic ones don't do as well.

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Re: Redneck Grilling tip

Postby lunitic_8 » Thu Mar 12, 2009 4:40 pm

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I especially like the higher rack -- which can be used for keeping things warm. Just make sure to get a metal one... the plastic ones don't do as well.


Y'all enjoy now!
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Re: Redneck Grilling tip

Postby machineman9 » Thu Mar 12, 2009 4:44 pm

Nothing like a bit of well burnt chrome plating and poopy baby chair to give your breakfast that irresistable taste.

Should've just got mess tins and some more practical scrap.  ;D
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Re: Redneck Grilling tip

Postby ozzy72 » Thu Mar 12, 2009 4:49 pm

Think I'll go get me some of them thar shopping trolleys ;D
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Re: Redneck Grilling tip

Postby Ravang » Thu Mar 12, 2009 4:52 pm

;D ;D ;D
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Re: Redneck Grilling tip

Postby BigTruck » Thu Mar 12, 2009 6:28 pm

BRILLIANT!!
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Re: Redneck Grilling tip

Postby Mobius » Thu Mar 12, 2009 9:05 pm

That's the kind of thinking we need! ;D
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Re: Redneck Grilling tip

Postby a1 » Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:39 pm

Do I hear dueling banjos in the background? ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Redneck Grilling tip

Postby Fozzer » Fri Mar 13, 2009 6:10 am

....in my honest opinion, all Red-necks should be slowly grilled over a low heat for at least six hours, or until crisp, inside and out....

...and served with an assortment of Cowboy Hats, Chaps, and Spurs.... and their favourite Horse...;)...!

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Re: Redneck Grilling tip

Postby Romulus111VADT » Fri Mar 13, 2009 7:25 am

The poor misunderstood "Redneck".....lmao

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redneck
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Re: Redneck Grilling tip

Postby Fozzer » Fri Mar 13, 2009 8:10 am

The poor misunderstood "Redneck".....lmao

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redneck


Fantastic reading...;)...!

As they appear to be peculiar to the Unites States of America, I am curious to know if they still breed, or allowed to continue to breed, in any great numbers at the present?

Our nearest equivalent would be the Country Folks from Gloucestershire and Devonshire.

...always a very scary experience... :o...!

Perhaps all Red-necks originally emigrated from Bristol?

(If so, my sympathies lie to all the remaining Residents of the U.S.)

...sorry, Chaps, and Chap-esses... ::)..!

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P.S. don't let me talk about U.S. Female News Broadcasters...Please... :'(...!

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Re: Redneck Grilling tip

Postby H » Fri Mar 13, 2009 10:44 am

P.S. don't let me talk about U.S. Female News Broadcasters...
What's wrong with our broad casters? :-?


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Re: Redneck Grilling tip

Postby Fozzer » Fri Mar 13, 2009 12:58 pm

P.S. don't let me talk about U.S. Female News Broadcasters...
What's wrong with our broad casters? :-?


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U.S. Female Broadcasters. Speak like Rednecks, with high-pitched, musical, voices.

Broad Casters. Cast their wares to desperate male customers.

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Re: Redneck Grilling tip

Postby jime59 » Sat Mar 14, 2009 11:32 am

And this is used in the front yard,next to the old rusted-out car with no wheels, right ?
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