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The Three Sciences

Postby FsNovice » Mon Mar 09, 2009 1:18 pm

The simple way to determine what type of science you are doing

If it smells - it's chemistry

If It moves - its biology

If it doesn't work  - its physics

Being someone who studies physics, i found that one surprisingly accurate!!!  ;D ;) ;)
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Re: The Three Sciences

Postby Brando14100 » Mon Mar 09, 2009 2:41 pm

I love physics and astronomy (actually astrophysics). Yes, it is very true.

;D ;D

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Re: The Three Sciences

Postby a1 » Mon Mar 09, 2009 7:10 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D


I have always been a fan of the sciences. :D
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Re: The Three Sciences

Postby H » Tue Mar 10, 2009 2:24 pm

[quote]The simple way to determine what type of science you are doing

If it smells - it's chemistry

If It moves - it's biology

If it doesn't work
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Re: The Three Sciences

Postby eno » Thu Mar 12, 2009 2:56 am

Physics ...... can we electrocute it?
Chemistry... can we blow it up?
Biology ...... Has it been electrocuted or blown up from it's parts what is it?
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Re: The Three Sciences

Postby lunitic_8 » Thu Mar 12, 2009 4:41 pm

Physics ...... can we electrocute it?
Chemistry... can we blow it up?
Biology ...... Has it been electrocuted or blown up from it's parts what is it?

ROFL ;D ;D
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