Some Old Confucious Say...

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Some Old Confucious Say...

Postby H » Thu Mar 05, 2009 4:25 pm

[center][color=#003300][b]Confucius Say:
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Man who scratch butt
Should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many prunes
Get good run for money.
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Re: Some Old Confucious Say...

Postby Brando14100 » Thu Mar 05, 2009 4:33 pm

I love the war one.

;D ;D

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Re: Some Old Confucious Say...

Postby Steve M » Thu Mar 05, 2009 6:07 pm

;D ;D And I thought the internet had run out of material..very good! ;D ;D
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Re: Some Old Confucious Say...

Postby Sytse » Thu Mar 05, 2009 6:30 pm

"War does not determine who is right - only who is left."
 -  Bertrand Russell

midget in elevator...  ;D
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Re: Some Old Confucious Say...

Postby a1 » Thu Mar 05, 2009 7:37 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Some Old Confucious Say...

Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Thu Mar 05, 2009 7:50 pm

;D ;D ;D
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Re: Some Old Confucious Say...

Postby skoker » Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:09 pm

Man...

I feel so sorry for Wee Man from Jackass :-[ ;D
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Re: Some Old Confucious Say...

Postby Ang2dogs » Tue Mar 10, 2009 10:33 am

Confucious Say... Man who lay fart in church, sit in his own pew.
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Re: Some Old Confucious Say...

Postby Fozzer » Tue Mar 10, 2009 12:34 pm

Confucious Say... Man who lay fart in church, sit in his own pew.



Confucius Say.....Man who miscalculates his fart in Church, sit in his own Poo.

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Re: Some Old Confucious Say...

Postby H » Tue Mar 10, 2009 3:29 pm

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Many gold miners
Keep searching in vein.
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