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Picking up a stewardess....

Postby TSC. » Sun Feb 22, 2009 2:42 pm

A guy is sitting in the bar in departures at a busy airport.
A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him.
He decides that because she's got a uniform on, she's probably an off-duty flight attendant.
So he resolves to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly.

He leans across to her and says the Delta Airlines motto
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Re: Picking up a stewardess....

Postby expat » Sun Feb 22, 2009 3:18 pm

10/10 ;D ;D

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Re: Picking up a stewardess....

Postby Steve M » Sun Feb 22, 2009 3:29 pm

;D ;D ;D I didn't see the punchline coming!
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Re: Picking up a stewardess....

Postby BFMF » Mon Feb 23, 2009 9:45 am

lol
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Re: Picking up a stewardess....

Postby Rich H » Mon Feb 23, 2009 12:22 pm

Good one  ;D
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Re: Picking up a stewardess....

Postby expat » Mon Feb 23, 2009 2:08 pm

I was going to email that to Ryanair customer services ;D , but they have no email contact, just snail mail :-/........guess it cuts down on the complaints when you customers have to put pen to paper and go to the post office ::)

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2. And, if you have time to write the fault on a napkin and attach to it to the yoke.........you have time to write it in the tech log....see point 1.
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Re: Picking up a stewardess....

Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Mon Feb 23, 2009 3:48 pm

I was going to email that to Ryanair customer services ;D , but they have no email contact, just snail mail :-/........guess it cuts down on the complaints when you customers have to put pen to paper and go to the post office ::)

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Re: Picking up a stewardess....

Postby skoker » Mon Feb 23, 2009 5:24 pm

If thats what I have to look foreward to if the come to IAG the I don't want them. :P ;D
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Re: Picking up a stewardess....

Postby ozzy72 » Sat Feb 28, 2009 3:25 am

;D ;D ;D
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Re: Picking up a stewardess....

Postby AussiePilot » Sun Mar 01, 2009 12:07 am

HAHA!! Great one!! ;D ;D :D :D
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Re: Picking up a stewardess....

Postby SubZer0 » Sun Mar 01, 2009 7:51 pm

I almost gave up on this one, but I'm glad I read it through!

LMAO

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