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Stupid Baby Names

Postby specter177 » Fri Feb 27, 2009 8:43 am

A mother was sitting on the couch reading a book when one of her children walked up to her and said, "Mummy, why is my name Petal?"

The mother replied, "Because when you were born, a petal fell on your head."

The next baby walked up and asked, "Mummy why is my name Rose?" she replied,

"Because when you were born, a rose fell on your head."

The last baby walked up to her and said, "BLAS CLAFLAS YIFRASSAM TASSM POONNFFFIINRTY."

The mother replied, "Please be quiet, Refrigerator."
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Re: Stupid Baby Names

Postby expat » Fri Feb 27, 2009 9:42 am

A mother was sitting on the couch reading a book when one of her children walked up to her and said, "Mummy, why is my name Petal?"

The mother replied, "Because when you were born, a petal fell on your head."

The next baby walked up and asked, "Mummy why is my name Rose?" she replied,

"Because when you were born, a rose fell on your head."

The last baby walked up to her and said, "BLAS CLAFLAS YIFRASSAM TASSM POONNFFFIINRTY."

The mother replied, "Please be quiet, Refrigerator."




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Re: Stupid Baby Names

Postby Mazza » Fri Feb 27, 2009 7:35 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D To both! ;D ;D
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Re: Stupid Baby Names

Postby Brando14100 » Fri Feb 27, 2009 10:39 pm

;D ;D ;D

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Re: Stupid Baby Names

Postby H » Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:08 am

Ugh... I thought this would be about something like the Pidds who named their baby Stu... or even Louise and Louis* Flush; not such a problem on this side of the lake but, I expect, their nicknames might take on a different aura in the U.K.

*Sorry 'bout that, F



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