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Safe Driving

Postby EchoLdrWolf » Sun Feb 22, 2009 11:30 am

NEWS BULLETIN: The government wants people to drive safer. As a new standard, all airbags will be replaced with machettes pointing at the driver's neck; Tests show no one will go over 3 miles an hour.
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Re: Safe Driving

Postby ShaneG_old » Sun Feb 22, 2009 11:35 am

;D ;D ;D Not sure I would even drive at this 'point'!  :D
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Re: Safe Driving

Postby Steve M » Sun Feb 22, 2009 11:41 am

;D ;D ;D And the airbags should be put behind the driver!  ;D
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Re: Safe Driving

Postby Ravang » Sun Feb 22, 2009 12:09 pm

Just buy a TVR they don't have airbags...

"Then don't crash." -TVR's responds to not installing airbags.
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Re: Safe Driving

Postby a1 » Sun Feb 22, 2009 12:25 pm

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Safe Driving

Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Sun Feb 22, 2009 12:58 pm

I've thought for a long time people with poor driving skills should have the airbag replaced with a brick.
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