Tequila is a a wonderful thing!

[Fly2e]

Tequila is a a wonderful thing!

[Anxyous]

Iiiii'm not too sure

[skoker]

OK.....




.....imagine waking up next to someone who put on 200 pounds overnight...ewww

[Steve M]

 Ouch! That one brought back one too many memories.

[J.]

tequiala is lush! beer is evil when out and about  ;D

[Al_Fallujah]

Tequila...
ug...
I don't remember clearly...but I think her name was Tiffinay.

[Romulus111VADT]

When I use to drink, Tequila was my choice.

I can honestly say that I've seen some women that a full bottle couldn't help. Those are the ones that I couldn't get drunk enough to make them look good. I normally passed out long before they became beauty queens.....lmao.

[Sir_Crashalot]

Takes empty glass. Looks at wife. Hi honey.....

Crash

[expat]

When I use to drink, Tequila was my choice.

I can honestly say that I've seen some women that a full bottle couldn't help. Those are the ones that I couldn't get drunk enough to make them look good. I normally passed out long before they became beauty queens.....lmao.

Met a couple that sounded like that in Goose bay in Canada during detachment in a previous life. What they would offer for a fee beer was still way to expensive

Matt

[Romulus111VADT]

Tequila can be quite amusing, that's for sure.

On a hunting trip in 1983 to Sharon Vermont. Some old Army buddies and I spent the night at this bed and breakfast. Well my best friend got beyond drunk and disappeared for the night.

Next morning he came bounding down the stairs butt naked. Sat down next to me and calmly asked, "Was I downing Tequila shots last night?" I said, "You were downing Tequila alright, but straight from the bottle, ya dumbass!" He looked a bit perplexed and said, "Well, that explains allot, like how I end up in bed with Godzilla's momma."

About this time we heard this wailing like a screaming banshee and this 400lb behemoth came bounding down the stairs. Thank the dear Lord this creature had a sheet around it! Any other way and the sight of it would have been like seeing the Medusa.

Next thing you know there are 8 hard core battle hardened Vietnam veterans retreating to all available exits.

After regrouping and hitting the highway. I asked my mentally challenged friend what set the creature off.  He said he woke up rolled over looked at her and said, "OMG, I must have been f--king drunk!"

I told him that hit really high on the ole romance meter for sure....

[Al_Fallujah]

Laughed pretty hard at that story.

It would not be so bad if it helped block out the memories of the morning after...

[Romulus111VADT]

Laughed pretty hard at that story.

It would not be so bad if it helped block out the memories of the morning after...

I won't tell you the totally disgusting things I suggested he did during the night that made him threaten to barf in my lap if I didn't shut up.....lmao

He told me I was cruel and inhuman.....lmao

All I can say is, that creature was definately a poster child for AA.....

Jabba the Huts sister.......

[a1]

[expat]

Next thing you know there are 8 hard core battle hardened Vietnam veterans retreating to all available exits.

Matt

[Brando14100]

8-)