Cat Rescue

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Cat Rescue

Postby specter177 » Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:18 pm

Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees a building on fire. A lady is standing on a third story ledge holding her cat in her arms.

"Hey, lady", yells Larry, "Throw me the cat!"

"No," she cries, "It's too far!"

"I play football. I can catch him!"

The smoke is pouring from the windows. The woman kisses her cat goodbye and tosses it down to the street.

Larry keeps his eye on the cat as it comes hurtling down toward him. The feline bounces off an awning and he runs into the street to catch it. He jumps six feet into the air and makes a spectacular one-handed catch. The crowd that has gathered to watch the fire breaks into cheers.

Larry does a little dance, lifts the cat above his head, wiggles his knees back and forth, then spikes the cat into the pavement.
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Re: Cat Rescue

Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Wed Feb 18, 2009 12:43 am

Did it stick? :-? ;D
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Re: Cat Rescue

Postby Fozzer » Wed Feb 18, 2009 8:10 am

...its what all domestic Cats deserve!... ;)...!

Paul... [smiley=evil.gif]...!

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Re: Cat Rescue

Postby Romulus111VADT » Wed Feb 18, 2009 8:56 am

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Re: Cat Rescue

Postby skoker » Wed Feb 18, 2009 3:15 pm

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Re: Cat Rescue

Postby Steve M » Wed Feb 18, 2009 5:55 pm

;D ;D  ;D
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