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Postby ozzy72 » Tue Feb 03, 2009 5:42 pm

A man goes to a fancy dress party wearing only a glass jar on his penis.

A woman asks, 'What are you?'

He says, 'I'm a Fireman' ???

'But you're only wearing a glass jar?', says the woman.

'Exactly! In an emergency, break glass, pull knob and I'll come as fast as I can!'
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Re: Fireman

Postby Romulus111VADT » Tue Feb 03, 2009 7:22 pm

Well, he could have come as a pickle jar with a gherkin in it...... ;)

She could have offered to jerk his gher...... ;)

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Re: Fireman

Postby machineman9 » Wed Feb 04, 2009 4:57 pm

It takes a strange type of man to want to get whacked in the goolies with bits of broken glass.

I don't think it is worth going to those kinds of parties lol.
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Re: Fireman

Postby a1 » Wed Feb 04, 2009 7:37 pm

;D ;D ;D


You mischievous man. ::)
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Re: Fireman

Postby lunitic_8 » Mon Feb 09, 2009 10:04 pm

Well, he could have come as a pickle jar with a gherkin in it...... ;)

She could have offered to jerk his gher...... ;)

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lmao ;D ;D
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Re: Fireman

Postby Ashar » Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:52 pm

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