Inner peace

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Inner peace

Postby ozzy72 » Mon Jan 19, 2009 11:02 am

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.

Some doctor on telly this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins,  v res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets. Yu haf no idr who gud I fel.  

Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece.

Goh  bess yeew aaw
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Re: Inner peace

Postby Romulus111VADT » Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:14 pm

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Re: Inner peace

Postby Anxyous » Mon Jan 19, 2009 1:05 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Inner peace

Postby Mazza » Mon Jan 19, 2009 5:50 pm

I think my dad will like this! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Inner peace

Postby charlesed » Mon Jan 19, 2009 5:53 pm

took me a moment, I was about ready to comment on all the spelling errors.
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Re: Inner peace

Postby Steve M » Mon Jan 19, 2009 7:26 pm

LMAO. That's a good one!  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Inner peace

Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Mon Jan 19, 2009 8:30 pm

;D ;D ;D  All I ever got was a hangover. :-/
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Re: Inner peace

Postby skoker » Mon Jan 19, 2009 9:11 pm

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Re: Inner peace

Postby stuart1044 » Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:19 am

I think i should give this inner peace thing a try..........

Should i finish the things started first thing in the morning, you know before going to work ??

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Re: Inner peace

Postby Keep It Simple » Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:36 pm

This reminds me, I never did finish "Quake2"

However, I did complete this sentence and a full year of procrasternation.
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Re: Inner peace

Postby Brando14100 » Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:38 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D

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