The barbers wife

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The barbers wife

Postby Steve M » Sat Jan 17, 2009 1:55 pm

A man enters a barber shop and asks how long before he can have his hair cut. The barber looks round and replies, "Two hours." The man leaves the shop. The next day the man again enters the shop and asks how long before he can have a hair cut. The barber again replies, "Two hours." The man walks out.
The next day, again at the same time the same man enters and asks how long for a hair cut. Again the answer is two hours. He walks out and the barber asks his friend to follow him and see where he goes. Twenty minutes pass and the friend finally returns in stitches laughing. "Well," asks the barber, where does he go?"
The man replies, "Your house."
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Re: The barbers wife

Postby Anxyous » Sat Jan 17, 2009 4:54 pm

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Re: The barbers wife

Postby skoker » Sat Jan 17, 2009 5:31 pm

Was he acutally going to get his hair cut or was he just checking? :-?


Or did I totally miss the point of the joke. ::)
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Re: The barbers wife

Postby Rich H » Sat Jan 17, 2009 5:37 pm

Was he acutally going to get his hair cut or was he just checking? :-?


Or did I totally miss the point of the joke. ::)

:) I think you might have missed the point.
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Re: The barbers wife

Postby Steve M » Sat Jan 17, 2009 5:37 pm

Was he acutally going to get his hair cut or was he just checking? :-?


Or did I totally miss the point of the joke. ::)



My take on it was that he was making sure the barber was busy and then going to see the barbers wife.  :)
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Re: The barbers wife

Postby machineman9 » Sat Jan 17, 2009 7:31 pm

[quote]My take on it was that he was making sure the barber was busy and then going to see the barbers wife.
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Re: The barbers wife

Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Sat Jan 17, 2009 7:36 pm

Was he acutally going to get his hair cut or was he just checking? :-?


Or did I totally miss the point of the joke. ::)

Where is Peanut when you need him? ;D
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Re: The barbers wife

Postby Anxyous » Sun Jan 18, 2009 7:44 am

Was he acutally going to get his hair cut or was he just checking? :-?


Or did I totally miss the point of the joke. ::)

Where is Peanut when you need him? ;D


Niiiiiiiiaaawn! :D ;D
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Re: The barbers wife

Postby Keep It Simple » Mon Jan 19, 2009 2:42 am

Was he acutally going to get his hair cut or was he just checking? :-?


Or did I totally miss the point of the joke. ::)

Where is Peanut when you need him? ;D


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