Australian Tourism Board Q&A

[Mushroom_Farmer]

Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? ( UK ).
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? ( USA )
A: Depends how much you

[T1MT1M]

haha that is awesome.

Aussie's ftw.

[Sir_Crashalot]

Australians... funny folks. Drinking beer allday, calling women Sheila, fighting crocodiles in the bush.

Here is a picture of a typical Australian male.

Crash

[ozzy72]

I really must get back Down Under sometime... maybe I'll get that island caretaker job 8-)

[Brando14100]

Nice list.

8-)

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[87HondaShadow]

I really must get back Down Under sometime... maybe I'll get that island caretaker job 8-)

I saw that. Thats no job- thats heavens

[charlesed]

I nearly fell out of my seat laughing by the end of the list.

The last one was my favorite.