A few of the best one liners....

[eno]

This thread is as agonising as a one armed man hanging onto the edge of a cliff by his finger nails ...... with an itchy arse  ::)

[H]

Did you know that mites spend the time gossiping? Tic talk, tic talk...

[quote]This thread is as agonising as a one armed man hanging onto the edge of a cliff by his finger nails ...... with an itchy arse

[U4EA]

....for those with no arms or legs.

In the water....Bob!

Outside the door...Matt!

On the wall...Art!

Next to a hole in the ground...Doug!

In the hole...Phil!

In a pot on the stove...Stu!

On a short post on-stage...Mike!

2 hanging 'round a window...Curt an' Rod!

Waterskiing...Skip!

In a mailbox...Bill!

Rollin' on the beach...Sandy.

Girl on a fence...Barb!

Sitting on a grill...Frank!

Sailing over a fence...Homer!

In a pile of leaves...Russel!

One-legged girl...Eileen!

One-legged Oriental girl...Irene!