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New Seatbelt Laws

Postby Al_Fallujah » Wed Jan 07, 2009 1:42 pm

The National Highway Safety Council has done extensive testing on a newly Designed seat belt.

Urgent Notice: There is a New Seat Belt Law takes effect January 1, 2009 in ALL states.



Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 45%



when the belt is properly installed.

Correct Installation is illustrated below.......

Please pass on to family and friends.

THIS MAY HELP SAVE A LIFE!











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Re: New Seatbelt Laws

Postby Steve M » Wed Jan 07, 2009 6:15 pm

;D  I can put my duct tape back in the garage now.  
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Re: New Seatbelt Laws

Postby Alonso » Wed Jan 07, 2009 7:09 pm

;D Excellent!
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Re: New Seatbelt Laws

Postby 87HondaShadow » Wed Jan 07, 2009 7:17 pm

The driver must have ocd as fast as he blinks...  ;D ;D ;D
Err 30kb limit?
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Re: New Seatbelt Laws

Postby a1 » Wed Jan 07, 2009 8:34 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: New Seatbelt Laws

Postby lunitic_8 » Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:46 pm

[quote]The driver must have ocd as fast as he blinks...
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Re: New Seatbelt Laws

Postby 87HondaShadow » Thu Jan 08, 2009 6:34 pm

[quote][quote]The driver must have ocd as fast as he blinks...
Err 30kb limit?
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Re: New Seatbelt Laws

Postby Brando14100 » Thu Jan 08, 2009 10:27 pm

[quote][quote][quote]The driver must have ocd as fast as he blinks...
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Postby H » Fri Jan 09, 2009 3:00 am

[quote]Seriously, if I left those sunglasses of the bottom of my post, I'd go crazy.
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Re: New Seatbelt Laws

Postby Rich H » Fri Jan 09, 2009 12:05 pm

[quote][quote][quote][quote]The driver must have ocd as fast as he blinks...
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Re: New Seatbelt Laws

Postby machineman9 » Fri Jan 09, 2009 4:14 pm

Silence is golden. Duck tape is silver.
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Re: New Seatbelt Laws

Postby lunitic_8 » Fri Jan 09, 2009 11:30 pm

[quote][quote][quote]The driver must have ocd as fast as he blinks...
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Re: New Seatbelt Laws

Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Sat Jan 10, 2009 4:23 pm

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umm i believe that OCD has to do with things being absolutely perfect and neat i.e. if your folding a blanket and the corners are not exactly aligned the you will retry over and over until you get it right.
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Re: New Seatbelt Laws

Postby Al_Fallujah » Mon Jan 12, 2009 10:42 am

Or maybe you have CDO,  where you have to put letters in alphabetical order, regardless of meaniing.

Almost anything can be a compulsion.
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making the little lines on the rug all go the same way when you vacuum...
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Re: New Seatbelt Laws

Postby Steve M » Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:44 pm

[quote]Or maybe you have CDO,
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