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Postby ozzy72 » Sat Jan 10, 2009 5:11 am

A professor at the University of Mississippi was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students. Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, 'Do you know what your a$$hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'   She replied, 'Probably deer hunting with his buddies.'   It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom.........
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Re: Muscle contractions

Postby Mazza » Sat Jan 10, 2009 5:38 am

;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Muscle contractions

Postby expat » Sat Jan 10, 2009 6:30 am

Nice one centurion ;D ;D

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Re: Muscle contractions

Postby Fozzer » Sat Jan 10, 2009 6:34 am

10/10.... [smiley=thumbsup.gif]...!

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Re: Muscle contractions

Postby T1MT1M » Sat Jan 10, 2009 12:47 pm

LOL.  ;D ;D ;D

I wish i was as quick as some. :D
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Re: Muscle contractions

Postby Jared » Sat Jan 10, 2009 12:50 pm

LMAO, this is an awesome one :)
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Re: Muscle contractions

Postby Brando14100 » Sat Jan 10, 2009 9:49 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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