Toilet Cleaning Instructions

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Toilet Cleaning Instructions

Postby ShaneG_old » Fri Jan 02, 2009 1:15 pm

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.








2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.









3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids You may need to stand on the lid.









4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.









5. Flush the toilet three or four times.This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".









6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.









7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.









8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet,streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.









9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.!

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Sincerely,
The Dog

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Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions

Postby Steve M » Fri Jan 02, 2009 1:50 pm

Good one!   ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions

Postby lunitic_8 » Fri Jan 02, 2009 3:35 pm

nice i need to try this sometime  ;D ;D :D
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Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions

Postby Steve M » Fri Jan 02, 2009 4:28 pm

I've got two bathrooms and two dogs... and my neighbor has two noisy cats... tempting.   :)
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Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions

Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Fri Jan 02, 2009 6:21 pm

;D ;D ;D   Hmmm, here kitty, kitty, kitty...............(to be continued)
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Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions

Postby Brando14100 » Sat Jan 03, 2009 11:29 pm

Poor Cat!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions

Postby a1 » Sun Jan 04, 2009 1:07 am

;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions

Postby beaky » Sun Jan 04, 2009 1:36 am

:D  :D  :D
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Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions

Postby machineman9 » Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:18 am

How To Test Your Blender Works by "The Angry Cat"

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Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions

Postby eno » Mon Jan 05, 2009 3:08 am

I think fluffy will have something to say about this.
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Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions

Postby skoker » Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:04 pm

See....  My cat wouldn't mind the water because he drinks from the toilet anyway... :P

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Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions

Postby ShaneG_old » Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:30 pm

[quote]I think fluffy will have something to say about this.
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Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions

Postby lunitic_8 » Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:10 pm

[quote]See....
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Re: Toilet Cleaning Instructions

Postby Mazza » Fri Jan 09, 2009 7:39 pm

[quote][quote]See....
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