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Poems

Postby T1MT1M » Thu Jan 01, 2009 3:10 am

WOMAN'S POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.



MAN'S POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a pub and a golf course.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't really care.
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Re: Poems

Postby skoker » Thu Jan 01, 2009 1:51 pm

Hell Yah! ;D
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Re: Poems

Postby a1 » Thu Jan 01, 2009 3:07 pm

;D ;D ;D
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Re: Poems

Postby lunitic_8 » Fri Jan 02, 2009 3:49 pm

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA :D :D :D [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif] [smiley=vrolijk_26.gif] [smiley=vrolijk_26.gif] [smiley=vrolijk_26.gif]
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Re: Poems

Postby glennlcasey » Mon Jan 05, 2009 5:18 pm

Lol dont show that one to the ex, we'll never hear the end of it.
Go Do that VooDOo that You Do So Well!

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