Are you the father?

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Are you the father?

Postby ozzy72 » Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:04 am

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.

She says hello.

He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he says, 'Do you know me?'


To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says,

'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???'

She looks into his eyes and says calmly,

'No, I'm your son's teacher.'
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Re: Are you the father?

Postby Steve M » Tue Dec 23, 2008 5:12 am

LMAO  ;D ;D
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Re: Are you the father?

Postby Mazza » Tue Dec 23, 2008 6:33 am

;D ;D ;D

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Re: Are you the father?

Postby Anxyous » Tue Dec 23, 2008 7:45 am

;D
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Re: Are you the father?

Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:31 am

;D ;D ;D ... whoopsie
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Re: Are you the father?

Postby lunitic_8 » Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:02 pm

i bet that guy feel really sh**ty
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Re: Are you the father?

Postby skoker » Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:36 pm

Ewwwwwwwwwww!!!!
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Re: Are you the father?

Postby Mitch. » Wed Dec 24, 2008 2:01 am

;D ;D ;D

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Re: Are you the father?

Postby Brando14100 » Wed Dec 24, 2008 12:05 pm

Could have done without that description.

Funny though.

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