Don't buy a second hand parrot

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Don't buy a second hand parrot

Postby ozzy72 » Mon Dec 15, 2008 3:46 am

A housewife buys a parrot to keep her company during the day.
The clerk warns that the parrot was donated by a brothel, where he may have picked up some colorful language.
The housewife doesn't mind and brings the parrot home. When she uncovers the cage, the parrot says, "Brawkk! New Madam. Hello Madam."
When her three daughters come home from school, the parrot says, "Brawkk! New Girls. Hello Girls."
Finally, her husband, Phil, comes home from work, just in time for dinner.
When he walks past the parrot, the parrot says, "Brawkk! Hi Phil!"
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Re: Don't buy a second hand parrot

Postby Mazza » Mon Dec 15, 2008 6:05 am

HAHAHAHAH!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Don't buy a second hand parrot

Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Mon Dec 15, 2008 1:45 pm

:laugh :laugh :laugh [smiley=thumbsup.gif] [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
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Re: Don't buy a second hand parrot

Postby Brando14100 » Mon Dec 15, 2008 4:09 pm

;D ;D ;D

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Re: Don't buy a second hand parrot

Postby Steve M » Mon Dec 15, 2008 4:26 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D
Nice one!
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Re: Don't buy a second hand parrot

Postby skoker » Mon Dec 15, 2008 8:01 pm

Ha Ha! ;D

It took me a couple reads to get it ;)
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Re: Don't buy a second hand parrot

Postby BFMF » Wed Dec 17, 2008 8:42 pm

lol ;D
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Re: Don't buy a second hand parrot

Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Wed Dec 17, 2008 8:45 pm

Ha Ha! ;D

It took me a couple reads to get it ;)

You're serious? :-? ;D
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Re: Don't buy a second hand parrot

Postby skoker » Wed Dec 17, 2008 8:56 pm

Ha Ha! ;D

It took me a couple reads to get it ;)

You're serious? :-? ;D

Yah I'm a little slow... ::)
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Re: Don't buy a second hand parrot

Postby Brando14100 » Wed Dec 17, 2008 11:02 pm

I just though of this as a good ending to this one:

"And then the fight started..."

;D ;D

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Re: Don't buy a second hand parrot

Postby skoker » Fri Dec 19, 2008 2:26 pm

I just though of this as a good ending to this one:

"And then the fight started..."

;D ;D

8-)

Or "Brawkk!  She's in the bedroom!"

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Re: Don't buy a second hand parrot

Postby a1 » Fri Dec 19, 2008 5:29 pm

;D ;D ;D
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