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This one's for you BigTruck!

Postby Mobius » Fri Dec 12, 2008 5:24 pm

A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune."One United States Marine is better than ten Taliban!"

The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune, where upon a gun battle breaks and continues for a few minutes, then silence.




The voice then calls out "One United States Marine is better than one hundred Taliban!"

Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge firefight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.




The American voice calls out again "One United States Marine is better than one thousand Taliban!"

The enraged Taliban Commander musters one thousand fighters and sends them across the dune. Cannons, rockets and machine guns ring out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence.




Eventually one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander,








"Don't send any more men, it's a trap. There's two of them!"



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Re: This one's for you BigTruck!

Postby Steve M » Fri Dec 12, 2008 6:03 pm

Funny,     ;D ;D ;D ;D  But true....
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Re: This one's for you BigTruck!

Postby J. » Fri Dec 12, 2008 8:19 pm

i feel the same would be achieve by one SAS bloke having a cup of tea :P (joke)

heard that one before but it still makes me chuckle
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Re: This one's for you BigTruck!

Postby ShaneG_old » Fri Dec 12, 2008 8:53 pm

;D ;D ;D That's awsome! ;D ;D ;D
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Re: This one's for you BigTruck!

Postby Anxyous » Sat Dec 13, 2008 8:30 am

;D ;D ;D
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Re: This one's for you BigTruck!

Postby JSpahn » Sat Dec 13, 2008 1:22 pm

;D ;D ;Dvery nice
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Re: This one's for you BigTruck!

Postby BigTruck » Sat Dec 13, 2008 10:42 pm

LMAO!!!  After a rough day, I needed that, thanks!
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Re: This one's for you BigTruck!

Postby Mazza » Mon Dec 15, 2008 6:07 am

;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: This one's for you BigTruck!

Postby Brando14100 » Mon Dec 15, 2008 4:12 pm

;D ;D ;D

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