The elephant

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The elephant

Postby Steve M » Fri Nov 28, 2008 8:37 pm

In  1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating  from
Northwestern University.

On a hike through the bush, he came  across a young bull elephant standing
with one leg raised in the air. The  elephant seemed distressed, so Peter
approached it very  carefully.

He got down on one knee, inspected the elephant's foot, and  found a large
piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as  gently as he
could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which  the elephant
gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the  man, and with
a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several  tense
moments.
Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being  trampled.
Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked  away.
Peter would never forget that elephant or the events of that  day.

Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Lincoln  Park Zoo in
Chicago with his teenage son. As they approached the  elephant enclosure,
one of the creatures turned and walked over to near  where Peter and his
son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant  stared at Peter, lifted
it's front foot off the ground, then put it down.  The elephant did that
several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while  staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not  help wondering if this
was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his  courage, climbed over the
railing, and made his way into the enclosure. He  walked right up to the
elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant  trumpeted again, wrapped
its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him  against the railing,
killing him instantly.

Probably wasn't the same  elephant.    ;D
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Re: The elephant

Postby Mazza » Fri Nov 28, 2008 8:38 pm

;D ;D ;D
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Re: The elephant

Postby T1MT1M » Fri Nov 28, 2008 11:12 pm

LOL  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The elephant

Postby BigTruck » Fri Nov 28, 2008 11:41 pm

Doh!!!!!    ;D
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Re: The elephant

Postby Brando14100 » Sat Nov 29, 2008 9:58 pm

:D :D :D

Didn't know where that was going for it to be funny, but I wasn't expecting that.


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