dead clone

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dead clone

Postby RitterKreuz » Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:53 pm

A scientist is being overworked and is getting tired of his job so he decides to clone himself and send the clone to work for a few weeks so he can get some R&R.

The clone goes to work and begins sexually harassing all the female employees. he behaives in an obnoxious and obscene manner all day long

the clone gets fired.

so the clone goes back home and tells the scientist what happened and the scientist is understandably angry because the clone has now cost the scientist his job and probably his whole career.

In his rage the scientist throws the clone off his 15th story apartment  balcony splattering him all over the side walk.

The police arrive and arrest the scientist for making an obscene clone fall.
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Re: dead clone

Postby JSpahn » Thu Nov 20, 2008 3:58 am

ba dum dum!  ;D
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Re: dead clone

Postby TSC. » Thu Nov 20, 2008 4:23 am

Get out.

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;) ;D
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Re: dead clone

Postby 87HondaShadow » Fri Nov 21, 2008 3:17 pm

Get out.

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;) ;D

No kidding, that joke didnt even have a punch line...
Err 30kb limit?
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Re: dead clone

Postby RitterKreuz » Sat Nov 22, 2008 9:40 am

Get out.

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;) ;D

No kidding, that joke didnt even have a punch line...



its a "play on words" in the English language

Instead of arresting the man for "making an Obscene phone call" they arrested him for "making an obscene clone fall"

its cheesy yes... but if you understand "play on words" humor it will draw a small chuckle.
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Re: dead clone

Postby Anxyous » Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:41 pm

I would never, ever have guessed that... and still not funny...
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Re: dead clone

Postby JSpahn » Sat Nov 22, 2008 4:14 pm

Actually it I found it funny in a corny way :D
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Re: dead clone

Postby BigTruck » Tue Nov 25, 2008 8:51 pm

The cheesiness of this joke did make me laugh...just a little though, here let me show you to the door.   ;D
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