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An old couple in church

Postby ozzy72 » Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:27 am

An elderly couple were attending Mass one night. The wife suddenly leans over towards the husband and says "I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?"
"Change the batteries in your hearing aid!"
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Re: An old couple in church

Postby T1MT1M » Wed Nov 19, 2008 4:04 am

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Re: An old couple in church

Postby TSC. » Wed Nov 19, 2008 4:21 am

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Love it!

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Re: An old couple in church

Postby Fozzer » Wed Nov 19, 2008 7:25 am

...pardon?.... :-[...!

F....been there...done it....got the Shorts!... ;D... ;D... ;D...!
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Re: An old couple in church

Postby a1 » Wed Nov 19, 2008 7:49 pm

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Re: An old couple in church

Postby Brando14100 » Wed Nov 19, 2008 9:36 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Did she get the walking farts too?

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Blatently taken from Larry the Cable Guy.

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Re: An old couple in church

Postby ozzy72 » Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:59 am

As I've never seen this Larry chap you'll have to rescind that ;) Got it from one of my Hungarian friends ;D
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Re: An old couple in church

Postby Brando14100 » Thu Nov 20, 2008 3:45 pm

As I've never seen this Larry chap you'll have to rescind that ;) Got it from one of my Hungarian friends ;D


What I said was from Larry the Cable Guy. I wasn't talking about you. Look him up on Youtube. He's really funny.

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Re: An old couple in church

Postby ozzy72 » Thu Nov 20, 2008 4:47 pm

Wasn't he the voice of the tow truck (Mater?) in Cars? Suddenly a very dim bulb has lit up in the back of my cranium....
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Re: An old couple in church

Postby Brando14100 » Thu Nov 20, 2008 7:08 pm

Wasn't he the voice of the tow truck (Mater?) in Cars? Suddenly a very dim bulb has lit up in the back of my cranium....


Yes, he was in fact the voice of Mater in cars.

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Re: An old couple in church

Postby BFMF » Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:45 pm

As I've never seen this Larry chap you'll have to rescind that ;) Got it from one of my Hungarian friends ;D


You're certainly not missing out on much... ;)
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