Weight Loss Program

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Weight Loss Program

Postby chris3090 » Sat Nov 15, 2008 7:25 pm

One day an extremelly fat man is driving around town and see's a sign for a new weight loss center, desprate for help he turns in.... he goes in and asks the clerk how much? clerk replies with how much do u want to lose we double the weight u want and thats how much u pay.. so he says 25 lbs pays his $50 and the clerk tells 3rd door at the end of the hallway, so he makes his way down to the door opens it and inside is a drop dead beatiful blonde... she looks at him and says if u can catch me im yours, so he chases her around the room finally catches her and does his thing, goes back out to the front desk and asks for a scale, amazingly he lost 30lbs! so impressed by the results he pays $100 to try to lose 50 clerk tells him 2nd door end of the hallway.. so same thing goes in to the room expect this time its a blonde and a brunnete both in great shape, they also tell him if u catch us were yours, so he chases um catches them does his thing and goes out to the front desk and weighs himself again... 60lbs lost! so this time he wants to go for it and get down to a normal weight so he pays $200 and the clerk says "hmm your going to need special treatmeant for this session please follow me down to the basement".. they both go down into the basement and the clerk points to a huge old door at the end of a barely light hallway, he tells the man thats the door he needs.. so the man already expecting more beautiful women runs to the door pulls it open and steps inside. as soon as he's in the door slams shut and wont open... now he's standing in the dark and in the back of the room he hears a low big booming voice say..."hi im bubba and if i catch you your mine!!"...........
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Re: Weight Loss Program

Postby machineman9 » Sat Nov 15, 2008 8:51 pm

Lol I had the feeling that might be the case  ;D



Reminds me of the scene on Donnie Darko - "How to get your sister to lose weight" hehe
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Re: Weight Loss Program

Postby chris3090 » Sat Nov 15, 2008 9:00 pm

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Reminds me of the scene on Donnie Darko - "How to get your sister to lose weight" hehe

Lol hadnt thought of that until u mentioned it
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Re: Weight Loss Program

Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Sat Nov 15, 2008 10:27 pm

Another oldie but goodie.  ;D
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Re: Weight Loss Program

Postby Anxyous » Sun Nov 16, 2008 6:11 am

Saw it coming, very funny  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Weight Loss Program

Postby T1MT1M » Mon Nov 17, 2008 5:09 am

very similar to this one.

A man had died and gone to heaven, when he got there there was an average looking woman sitting on a chair next to a ladder. she said climb this ladder to success. So the man climbed up the ladder and saw a beautiful woman sitting on a chair who said climb the ladder to success. so the man thought wow this is going to be great.

he climbed the ladder again and there was miss universe sitting on the chair and she said climb the ladder to success. so he climbed the ladder again thinking who could be more beautiful than miss universe.

sitting on a chair at the top of all the stairs was sitting a guy with extremely hairy legs called cess...


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