My neighbour..

[MWISimmer]

...was out jogging in our local park today when she got kicked by a horse. She got kicked through some doors, landed in a huge pile of horse manure and got covered in hay...


But she's in a stable condition.

[ShaneG_old]

 Do you live in philly?

[a1]

[Steve M]

[AussiePilot]

[Mushroom_Farmer]

[H]

At least it wasn't a wedding party -- would've made a mess of the bridal attire and not well-groomed, either.

8-)

[TacitBlue]

A little off topic, but this joke reminded me of something. I have a can of fly spray that kills "stable flies". My first thought when I read it was "Does it kill unstable flies too?". I guess a stable fly is an insect that doesn't have to go to a therapist or take Prozac.

[H]

A little off topic, but this joke reminded me of something. I have a can of fly spray that kills "stable flies". My first thought when I read it was "Does it kill unstable flies too?". I guess a stable fly is an insect that doesn't have to go to a therapist or take Prozac.

Sort of like "Raid: guaranteed to kill bugs dead!" How and why would one kill dead bugs?
Rather nullifies any useful effects of the errant merger of the two commercials:
"Do you know what hairspray I'm using..." "It's Raid: guaranteed to kill bugs dead!"

8-)

[Fozzer]

We always know its an English joke when there's a "u" in Neighbour......!

A Mare always makes a good Stable-mate... ...!

F.... ... ... ...!

[H]

We always know it's an English joke when there's a "u" in Neighbour.

Our Mr. Webster thought putting one in there was a joke, too.

A stable isn't always so stable. The first boy likes pecans; the second is walkng by the donkeys with his bag of peanuts when he trips and the first donkey is splashed by the boy's bag of peanuts swiping into the trough. The first donkey immediately kicks the other donkey, the other donkey kicks and knocks the first boy's bag of nuts out of his hand which splits open at the feet of the second boy who had just gotten back up. There they were, peanuts dribbling over the pe-cans.
Be careful of your nuts when your donkey's getting kicked.

8-)