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This is enough to drive someone insane

Postby Romulus111VADT » Wed Nov 05, 2008 12:20 pm

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Off by 1 for every single number. That has to make you cranky... >:(

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Re: This is enough to drive someone insane

Postby Meck » Wed Nov 05, 2008 1:36 pm

lol  ;D
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Re: This is enough to drive someone insane

Postby Groundbound1 » Wed Nov 05, 2008 2:00 pm

I got you one better. TRUE STORY! In Michigan, among many other lottery games, you can play the Mega Millions game, which draws Tuesdays and Fridays, or you can play the Classic Lotto game, which draws on Wednesdays and Saturdays. Mega Millions is a multi-state game, which usually means the jackpots are bigger but the odds are far worse.

Anyway, a few years back I played the Mega Millions for a Friday's drawing, picking the "special" numbers that tickled me at the time. Didn't win. Big shocker right? THE VERY NEXT DAY, the Classic Lotto drawing (again for far less money) were THE EXACT NUMBERS I CHOSE FROM THE NIGHT BEFORE!
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Re: This is enough to drive someone insane

Postby Brando14100 » Wed Nov 05, 2008 3:27 pm

[quote]I got you one better. TRUE STORY! In Michigan, among many other lottery games, you can play the Mega Millions game, which draws Tuesdays and Fridays, or you can play the Classic Lotto game, which draws on Wednesdays and Saturdays. Mega Millions is a multi-state game, wich usually means the jackpots are bigger but the odds are far worse.

Anyway, a few years back I played the Mega Millions for a Friday's drawing, picking the "special" numbers that tickled me at the time. Didn't win. Big shocker right? THE VERY NEXT DAY, the Classic Lotto drawing (again for far less money) were THE EXACT NUMBERS I CHOSE FROM THE NIGHT BEFORE!
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Re: This is enough to drive someone insane

Postby Wii » Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:20 pm

[quote]I got you one better. TRUE STORY! In Michigan, among many other lottery games, you can play the Mega Millions game, which draws Tuesdays and Fridays, or you can play the Classic Lotto game, which draws on Wednesdays and Saturdays. Mega Millions is a multi-state game, which usually means the jackpots are bigger but the odds are far worse.

Anyway, a few years back I played the Mega Millions for a Friday's drawing, picking the "special" numbers that tickled me at the time. Didn't win. Big shocker right? THE VERY NEXT DAY, the Classic Lotto drawing (again for far less money) were THE EXACT NUMBERS I CHOSE FROM THE NIGHT BEFORE!
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Re: This is enough to drive someone insane

Postby DaveSims » Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:34 pm

The very first time I bought a Powerball ticket with entirely random numbers, I missed the live drawing.  Instead I went to the Powerball website to check the numbers.  Imagine my surprise at matching all the numbers except for the powerball, which amounts to $200,000!  For about 15 minutes I didn't know what to say, then the website updated to the new numbers...
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Re: This is enough to drive someone insane

Postby Meck » Thu Nov 06, 2008 4:35 am

[quote]The very first time I bought a Powerball ticket with entirely random numbers, I missed the live drawing.
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Re: This is enough to drive someone insane

Postby TacitBlue » Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:03 am

Wow, I know "close" only counts in horse-shoes and hand-grenades, but it should count for something in the lotto too. :P
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