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Postby Ravang » Sun Nov 09, 2008 8:47 pm

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his cell phone rang.

Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there''s a car going the wrong way on Route 280. Please be careful!"

"It's not just one car," said Herman, "It's hundreds of them!"
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Re: Wrong Way!

Postby ShaneG_old » Sun Nov 09, 2008 9:09 pm

;D ;D ;D
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Re: Wrong Way!

Postby Brando14100 » Sun Nov 09, 2008 10:05 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Wrong Way!

Postby TSC. » Mon Nov 10, 2008 4:43 am

LMAO! Very good!!

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Re: Wrong Way!

Postby H » Mon Nov 10, 2008 1:45 pm

Herman is obviously unaware of, "When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."


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Re: Wrong Way!

Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:06 pm

;D ;D ;D Time for Herman to put in a call to Mr. Obvious.
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Re: Wrong Way!

Postby Dr.bob7 » Mon Nov 10, 2008 9:49 pm

one time leaving the park one a 2 way street a car being driven by an old guy turned into the wrong lane
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Re: Wrong Way!

Postby Wii » Mon Nov 10, 2008 11:04 pm

;D ;D ;D
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Re: Wrong Way!

Postby Mazza » Wed Nov 12, 2008 4:51 am

I once saw a Indian taxi driver turn into our lane going the wrong way... we tooted and he flipped us off!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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