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Postby ShaneG_old » Sat Nov 01, 2008 4:59 pm

So what happens when Chuck Norris looks into a mirror? :-? ;D
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Postby MOUSY » Sat Nov 01, 2008 5:22 pm

OMG!!! I'm wiping tears from eyes... I've been laughing so hard.... d@mn... Keep 'em coming!!!
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Postby N. Chapman » Sat Nov 01, 2008 5:22 pm

So what happens when Chuck Norris looks into a mirror? :-? ;D


There can't be two Chuck Norris's

The chemical formula for highly toxic cyanide is CN. These are Chuck Norris' initials. This is not coincidence.
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Postby ShaneG_old » Sat Nov 01, 2008 6:01 pm

;D ;D ;D
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Re: Chuck norris jokes

Postby machineman9 » Sat Nov 01, 2008 6:31 pm

Chuck Norris does not love Raymond.

Chuck Norris' smile once brought a puppy back to life.

Contrary to popular belief the Lottery numbers are not random. They are just the number of people Chuck Norris killed that given day.

Chuck Norris understands the ending of 2001: A Space Odyssey.

Chuck Norris can chug a gallon of milk and not throw up.

Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.



Borrowed from the Chuck Norris fan page on Bebo. Haha.
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Postby Sytse » Sat Nov 01, 2008 8:40 pm

Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly
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Re: Chuck norris jokes

Postby H » Sat Nov 01, 2008 8:52 pm

Chuck Norris can chug a gallon of milk and not throw up.
Now wait a moment... who vomits from this? I was doing that in grade school (well, not at school but with schoolmates) like a competition and that never happened... of course, that seems to be why I have diverticulitus and occasional hernias. It was also a wonder I didn't split my intestines wide open rather than just stretch them like a huge water balloon.
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Re: Chuck norris jokes

Postby machineman9 » Sun Nov 02, 2008 12:53 pm

Chuck Norris can chug a gallon of milk and not throw up.
Now wait a moment... who vomits from this? I was doing that in grade school (well, not at school but with schoolmates) like a competition and that never happened... of course, that seems to be why I have diverticulitus and occasional hernias. It was also a wonder I didn't split my intestines wide open rather than just stretch them like a huge water balloon.
:-/

Kenny Rogers seems to vomit from it. I've never tried it however.
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