Redneck smoke detector

[Mushroom_Farmer]

[quote]I just can't figure out why this is in the Humor forum.

[H]

[quote][quote]I just can't figure out why this is in the Humor forum.

[Brando14100]

Somebody email this to Jeff Foxworthy. It will end up on one of his shows:

"If after you mow your lawn you find a pickup truck, yoooouuuu might be a redneck.

If your smoke detector is a pack of Jiffy Pop on your wall, yoooouuuuu might be a redneck.

If you go to your family re-union to meet women, yoooouuuu might be a redneck."

1st and last are actually from him.

8-)

[Staiduk]

Somebody email this to Jeff Foxworthy. It will end up on one of his shows:

"If after you mow your lawn you find a pickup truck, yoooouuuu might be a redneck.

If your smoke detector is a pack of Jiffy Pop on your wall, yoooouuuuu might be a redneck.

If you go to your family re-union to meet women, yoooouuuu might be a redneck."

1st and last are actually from him.

8-)

Ultimate 'You might be a redneck' from Foxworthy:

"If someone hollers 'hoedown!' and your girlfriend hits the floor!...You might be a redneck!"

[AussiePilot]

8-)