A Riddle...

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A Riddle...

Postby Ravang » Sat Oct 18, 2008 4:35 pm

You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the Kangaroo. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?




















































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Re: A Riddle...

Postby a1 » Sat Oct 18, 2008 6:30 pm

;D ;D ;D
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Re: A Riddle...

Postby Wii » Sat Oct 18, 2008 6:41 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: A Riddle...

Postby ShaneG_old » Sat Oct 18, 2008 8:11 pm

;D ;D Damn, and I was starting to put serious thought into that one!! ;D ;D ;D
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Re: A Riddle...

Postby BigTruck » Sun Oct 19, 2008 12:01 am

Yup, I was thinking of an answer and scrolled down,  pleasantly surprised though, I liked it.
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Re: A Riddle...

Postby H » Sun Oct 19, 2008 2:14 am

You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the Kangaroo. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
Get your drunk butt off the merry-go-round!
Are you crazy! If you slip off of your high horse everything will keep spinning. You may grab hold for dear life -- probably the horses' a$$. If you pass out and don't fall over the side, when you finally come to, you'll have no idea where you are; staring up, just lion there.


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Re: A Riddle...

Postby TSC. » Sun Oct 19, 2008 5:43 am

LMAO, very good!!

I was expecting some cheesy smart arsed answer, so that was a pleasant surprise.

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Re: A Riddle...

Postby Brando14100 » Sun Oct 19, 2008 6:14 pm

;D ;D Damn, and I was starting to put serious thought into that one!! ;D ;D ;D


Me too!

;D ;D ;D ;D

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