Civilian vs. Military Friends

[Ravang]

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Get upset if you're too busy to talk to them for a week.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Are glad to see you after years, and will happily carry on the same conversation you were having last time you met.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. And Mrs.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...we screwed up...but man that was fun!"

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Cry with you.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you behind.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Are for a while.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Are for life.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Have shared a few experiences...
MILITARY FRIENDS: Have shared a lifetime of experiences no Civilian could ever dream of...

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "You better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste...that's alcohol abuse!!" Then carry you home safely and put you to bed...

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will knock them the hell out for using your name in vain.

[Romulus111VADT]

All very true!

I have stuff my buddies gave me 35 years ago and I can't remember who half of it belongs too....lmao

God knows I've delivered many a drunk buddy safely home after a night of hard partying....

[JSpahn]

I cant agree more with this one, very nice

[BigTruck]

OohRah!!!!

[Romulus111VADT]

I remember one drunk buddy really well. He passed out in my car on the way home.

Got to the parking lot of his apartment complex. Opened the passenger door. His half dead ass tumbles out on the pavement... .

So I p/u said corpse and toss him over my shoulder and start carrying his 6'3" 185 lbs of dead weight 40 yds to his front door.

About half way I hear him sound like he's puking down my back. I said, "Ah, shit!" Then I hear this, "Just kidding, buddy." I'm like, "WTF, Just kidding, buddy! How long have you been awake!" as I toss his sorry ass to the ground! He said, "Since you picked me up, but I figured, why walk, if you got some chump that will carry you."

I chased his ass all the way back to his apartment....lmao. If he hadn't save my life so many times in the past and if I hadn't saved his so many times. We probably would have killed each other. But we ended up best friends instead.