five rules for men to follow to a happy life

What are you laughing at?

five rules for men to follow to a happy life

Postby Sytse » Thu Oct 16, 2008 9:20 am

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.


8-)
User avatar
Sytse
Major
Major
 
Posts: 3397
Joined: Fri Jun 24, 2005 5:26 am
Location: The Netherlands

Re: five rules for men to follow to a happy life

Postby Romulus111VADT » Thu Oct 16, 2008 10:24 am

Wow, and to think, I was able to find all four women all wrapped up into one little 5'3" 120 lb woman and it only took two marriages to find her.

I know I'm a lucky man..... [smiley=bigcool.gif]
Former member
Romulus111VADT
Major
Major
 
Posts: 4898
Joined: Thu May 02, 2002 7:48 am

Re: five rules for men to follow to a happy life

Postby Meck » Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:15 am

;D ;D ;D
Image

excuse bad grammar; "I' bin Bayer..."
User avatar
Meck
Major
Major
 
Posts: 1656
Joined: Sat Apr 21, 2007 12:07 pm
Location: Bavaria

Re: five rules for men to follow to a happy life

Postby Steve M » Thu Oct 16, 2008 3:24 pm

6. It is important for a man to have 4 jobs. ;D
Image
User avatar
Steve M
Major
Major
 
Posts: 4765
Joined: Sun Aug 31, 2008 1:02 pm
Location: Cambridge On.

Re: five rules for men to follow to a happy life

Postby Rich H » Thu Oct 16, 2008 4:08 pm

Lol.
Image

"Politics" is made up of two words, "Poli", which is Greek for "many", and "tics", which are blood sucking insects. - Gore Vidal
User avatar
Rich H
Major
Major
 
Posts: 2017
Joined: Mon Jun 02, 2008 11:40 am
Location: Solihull, U.K.

Re: five rules for men to follow to a happy life

Postby H » Fri Oct 17, 2008 6:31 am

6. It is important for a man to have 4 jobs. ;D
Sure... like he'd have the time to in this scenario... :P ::)


8-)
H
Lieutenant Colonel
Lieutenant Colonel
 
Posts: 5525
Joined: Fri May 27, 2005 1:27 am
Location: NH, USA

Re: five rules for men to follow to a happy life

Postby elite marksman » Fri Oct 17, 2008 5:28 pm

Hm... debating weather or not to send this to my girlfriend.

Not sure if this would fall into her "funny" category, or her "you are going to die next time i see you" category...

Probably safest not to ::)
elite marksman
Captain
Captain
 
Posts: 854
Joined: Tue Oct 04, 2005 7:35 pm

Re: five rules for men to follow to a happy life

Postby expat » Sat Oct 18, 2008 2:53 am

It is also very important to do what she tells you too ;D

Matt
"A bit of a pickle" - British translation: A catastrophically bad situation with potentially fatal consequences.

PETA Image People Eating Tasty Animals.

B1 (Cat C) licenced engineer, Boeing 737NG 600/700/800/900 Airbus A318/19/20/21 and Dash8 Q-400
1. Captain, if the problem is not entered into the technical logbook.........then the aircraft does not have a problem.
2. And, if you have time to write the fault on a napkin and attach to it to the yoke.........you have time to write it in the tech log....see point 1.
User avatar
expat
Lieutenant Colonel
Lieutenant Colonel
 
Posts: 8679
Joined: Tue Apr 19, 2005 3:06 am
Location: Deep behind enemy lines....

Re: five rules for men to follow to a happy life

Postby H » Sat Oct 18, 2008 4:15 am

Hmn... debating weather or not to send this to my girlfriend. Not sure if this would fall into her "funny" category, or her "you are going to die next time I see you" category...
I'd expect that would depend upon whether she's subjected to good or bad weather...


8-)
Last edited by H on Sat Oct 18, 2008 4:16 am, edited 1 time in total.
H
Lieutenant Colonel
Lieutenant Colonel
 
Posts: 5525
Joined: Fri May 27, 2005 1:27 am
Location: NH, USA


Return to Humour

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 709 guests