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Joke from my son

Postby ShaneG_old » Fri Oct 10, 2008 6:21 pm

My son came home from school today and told me this one. I got such a good chuckle from it I had to post it.

What do you get when you mix a chicken with a caterpillar?






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Drumsticks for everyone! ;D ;D

Pretty funny for an eleven year old! :)
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Re: Joke from my son

Postby Steve M » Fri Oct 10, 2008 6:26 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Joke from my son

Postby NitroPower » Sat Oct 11, 2008 12:24 pm

Dont get it.
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Re: Joke from my son

Postby BFMF » Sat Oct 11, 2008 12:28 pm

yeah, I don't get it either...
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Re: Joke from my son

Postby Al_Fallujah » Sat Oct 11, 2008 5:18 pm

Chicken Leg = Drumstick.

Caterpillars have lots of legs...

You are on your own after that...
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Re: Joke from my son

Postby NitroPower » Sat Oct 11, 2008 5:29 pm

Chicken Leg = Drumstick.

Caterpillars have lots of legs...

You are on your own after that...

oh, i get it now. Still not funny.
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Re: Joke from my son

Postby ShaneG_old » Sat Oct 11, 2008 6:01 pm

I did mention the joke came from an eleven year old, it's a little dry, but I still got a chuckle out of it. ;)
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Re: Joke from my son

Postby amaru » Sat Oct 11, 2008 8:13 pm

i still don't get it
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Re: Joke from my son

Postby BigTruck » Sat Oct 11, 2008 10:42 pm

:o Dude, we could open a caterhooters!!!

I didn't get it at first until it was explained, then it drew a chuckle from me  ;D
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Re: Joke from my son

Postby ShaneG_old » Sat Oct 11, 2008 10:52 pm

 caterhooters!!!


;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D 8-)
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Re: Joke from my son

Postby H » Sun Oct 12, 2008 3:16 am

:o Dude, we could open a caterhooters!!!
I'm not sure what you're catering to but, if you crossed the caterpillar with our species, you could have a one-woman chorus line....................................................................... ::)


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Re: Joke from my son

Postby packercolinl » Sun Oct 12, 2008 5:12 am

I don't get it either ::)
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Re: Joke from my son

Postby TacitBlue » Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:29 pm

I don't get it either ::)

How can you not get it after this?
Chicken Leg = Drumstick.

Caterpillars have lots of legs...

You are on your own after that...


Would you not assume that a cross breeding of the two species would produce a chicken with lot's of legs, and thus lot's of drumsticks, perhaps enough for everyone? ;)

It does give me a chuckle. Sometimes kid's jokes are the best because really, how many boob/sexual jokes can you take before it's not funny any more. ;)
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Re: Joke from my son

Postby ShaneG_old » Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:35 pm

I don't get it either ::)

How can you not get it after this?
Chicken Leg = Drumstick.

Caterpillars have lots of legs...

You are on your own after that...


Would you not assume that a cross breeding of the two species would produce a chicken with lot's of legs, and thus lot's of drumsticks, perhaps enough for everyone? ;)

It does give me a chuckle. Sometimes kid's jokes are the best because really, how many boob/sexual jokes can you take before it's not funny any more. ;)


I didn't think it would need two explanations! ;D ;D ;D This turned out better than I'd hoped. ;) ;D ;D
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