I don't know this one's original source. This is my version of one I heard from Rev. Billy Graham:
Just before his fifth birthday, a young boy began a conversation with his little sister, mentioning the hospital he thought he was born in. He was quickly told by his younger sister that they weren't born in a hospital. Their mom said they were both brought by a stork.
"How could a stork carry us? Where would it get us from?"
"I dunno," his little sister replied.
Intending to get his sister's information corrected, he first went to his mom, "Mommy, how was I born?"
"The stork brought you."
Perplexed, he then asked, "How were you born?"
"The stork brought me."
He then went to his grandmother, "Grammy, how were you born?''
"The stork brought me," she replied.
Rather sullen, he returned to his sister, "I'm sorry I doubted you, Sis. I guess there hasn't been a natural birth in our family for generations."
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