"Sir, i pulled you over because you were speeding, can i see your drivers license and proof if insurance card please?" says the officer
"I dont have a license, OR insurance" says the driver
"Why not" asks the cop
"well my license was suspended, and i lost my insurance due to it" explains the driver
"Well, sir" says the cop "i appreciate your honesty but..."
"wait..." interrupts the driver "there's more"
the driver continues, "I have a 357 magnum revolver in the glove box too"
"I see." says the officer "...why do you have a gun in your car?"
"I used it to rob a bank and kill a bank teller about 2 hours ago, his body and $400,000 cash are both in my trunk" responds the driver.
so the officer tells the man to step out of the car and he calls for backup on the radio.
a few minutes later the swat team and the chief of police show up on the scene... the chief tells the officer to wait in the patrol car and proceeds to question the driver
"Uhhh... sir, may i see your ID?" says the chief
"Oh sure, here it is" the driver says as he hands the chief his license
confused the chief of police continues
"may i see that gun in your glove box?" asks the chief
the driver opens the glove box which is empty and says "what gun? theres no gun in here!"
the chief is very confused now
"Okay sir... open your trunk please" the chief says
the driver opens the trunk and it is completely empty except for a spare tire.
the chief is very confused...
"sir" says the chief "My officer told me you had no license, no insurance, you had a gun in the car, and that there was $400,000 cash and a dead body in your trunk!"
the driver says
"That lying bastard! i bet he told you i was speeding too!!"
