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Postby Romulus111VADT » Tue Sep 30, 2008 2:12 pm

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Re: This is obvious

Postby ShaneG_old » Tue Sep 30, 2008 2:39 pm

:o :o :oNo Sh*t!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: This is obvious

Postby Romulus111VADT » Tue Sep 30, 2008 3:09 pm

:o :o :oNo Sh*t!! ;D ;D ;D ;D


Yep, bet the camera man had to change his undies after he got home....lmao

I actually watched a supposed "Bear Hunter" pull out a .38 pistol out and shoot a black bear right in the forehead. All it did was piss the bear off. I was about 100 yards away in a tree stand watch ole dip shit try to commit suicide. I watched the bear stand up and let out a hell of a roar and this idiot mess his draws.

I pulled up with my 30.06 and one shot ended to story short of him being eaten alive. I did enjoy watching him shit himself. I jumped down and walked over and he was shaking like a dog shitting bones. I made sure he was ok and told him he could have the bear for all his laundry bills.

Latter that day I found him at the check station bragging about how he'd shot the bear and killed it with his little .38 with one shot. The game warden didn't believe him. I walked up rather po'ed that he lied and pointed out the head shot that hadn't penetrated the skull with a .38 lead still in it and a 30.06 round was found embedded in the backbone behind what was left of the heart.

The game warden took the bear way from the idiot and asked me what I wanted done with my kill and I told him to give it to a needy family.
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Re: This is obvious

Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Tue Sep 30, 2008 5:47 pm

  A .38 at 100 yds? That's just suicidal. We were told our S&W Combat Masterpiece .38s had an effective range of 50 yds, and that was people, not bears. I personally carried nothing less than a .44 when trecking through bear country.
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Re: This is obvious

Postby Romulus111VADT » Tue Sep 30, 2008 6:14 pm

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Re: This is obvious

Postby a1 » Tue Sep 30, 2008 6:42 pm

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Re: This is obvious

Postby BigTruck » Tue Sep 30, 2008 9:53 pm

Yeah the ol 30-odd-6 will definately stop a bear at 100yds...it'll stop the bear standing behind him too!!!
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Re: This is obvious

Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Tue Sep 30, 2008 11:11 pm

Yeah the ol 30-odd-6 will definately stop a bear at 100yds...it'll stop the bear standing behind him too!!!
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Re: This is obvious

Postby Romulus111VADT » Wed Oct 01, 2008 4:35 am

Yeah the ol 30-odd-6 will definately stop a bear at 100yds...it'll stop the bear standing behind him too!!!


Yep, I was hunting in thick woods and wanted something that would blow a hole throwing it and still hit the target.

From what I could tell (and remember) the round seemed to hit a rib and apparently started to flip. It all but severed the spine, but was lodged sideways. I was surprised as the game warden to even find the round. Of course we weren't trained coroners so we may have totally got it wrong....lmao.

That was 25 years ago and difficult to remember all the finer details.
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Re: This is obvious

Postby ozzy72 » Thu Oct 02, 2008 7:07 am

Definite underwear change ;D
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Re: This is obvious

Postby machineman9 » Thu Oct 02, 2008 12:28 pm

Obviously he 'shot' the wrong thing.

Good thing I only have the grizzly-girl-chavs around where I live. Just as fearce, but can be ASBO'd
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