Size Matters?

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Size Matters?

Postby Romulus111VADT » Thu Sep 25, 2008 1:16 pm

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Re: Size Matters?

Postby HarvesteR » Thu Sep 25, 2008 1:21 pm

LOL ;D

totally not what i was expecting!!.... but then again... i have a rotten brain  ::)
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Re: Size Matters?

Postby Romulus111VADT » Thu Sep 25, 2008 6:16 pm

[quote]LOL ;D

totally not what i was expecting!!.... but then again... i have a rotten brain
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Re: Size Matters?

Postby a1 » Thu Sep 25, 2008 7:25 pm

;D ;D ;D
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Re: Size Matters?

Postby ozzy72 » Fri Sep 26, 2008 7:53 am

I can think of several "Hung like a...." jokes :evil
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Re: Size Matters?

Postby Romulus111VADT » Fri Sep 26, 2008 8:17 am

I can think of several "Hung like a...." jokes :evil


Yea, I can just hear that big horse, "Lord have mercy, will you look at this, my, "helllo you cute little filly across the street", is bigger than this wee one."
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Re: Size Matters?

Postby H » Fri Sep 26, 2008 11:26 am

"Why can't they just put blinders on me like the old days -- these new-fangled, reverse-mounted 'objects appear smaller than they actually are' mirrors are ridiculous.


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Re: Size Matters?

Postby Romulus111VADT » Fri Sep 26, 2008 11:38 am

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http://www.srichinmoycentre.org/Members/sharani/blog/archive/2007/07/28/radarandthumbelina/view

This is when Guinness Book of World Records brought the biggest and smallest horse together.

Radar, who is a Belgian Draft Horse, is 19.3 1/2 hands tall (6[ch8242] 7.5[ch8243]) and weighs more than 2400 lbs. According to Preifert Ranch, which owns Radar, he eats 18 pounds of grain and 40 pounds of hay and drinks 20 gallons of water each day.

Thumbelina is just 17 1/2[ch8243] tall and weighs just over 57 lbs. She is a dwarf miniature horse, but from some angles, she looks more like a pot-bellied pig.

I bet that monster horse looked down and thought to itself, "Whoa, I got turds bigger than that!"  :o
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