[color=#003300]A man's body was delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The blonde mortician asked the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed, pointing out that the man looked good in the black suit he was already wearing. The widow, however, said that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, so she wanted him in a blue suit.
Giving the blonde mortician a blank check, she informed, "I don't care what it costs but, please, have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing."
Returning the next day for the wake, the woman found, to her delight, that her husband was dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fit him perfectly. She told the mortician, "Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?"
To the widow's astonishment, the blonde mortician presented her with the blank check, "There's no charge."
"No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!" the widow persisted.
"Honestly, ma'am," the mortician stated, "it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, wearing this attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead. She said it made no difference as long as he looked nice...
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