by Romulus111VADT » Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:39 pm
Ya know, it would be just my luck to have this very thing happen. I mean darn, there's a gazillion places for a puppy to pee in the normal home setting. So you know it would have to be your new laptop or your new sneakers.
Of course the first thing in the morning when your feet hit the floor. You end up with a turd between your toes. The little monster stayed up all night calculating the precise angle of decent and exact point of landing to get that prize winning turd precisely between your toes.
It then hits you with that morning puppy routine. All bouncy and happy to see you....lmao...right, sure. Hell, no! The little heathen is celebrating a perfectly executed turd placement.
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