How to Give a Cat a Pill

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Re: How to Give a Cat a Pill

Postby H » Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:10 am

[color=#003300]Okay, the neighbors aren't speaking but their rotund dog is happy. Speaking or not, need I guess the source of this note (and I don't even have a cat):

How To Clean The Toilet...

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids, you may need to stand on the lids.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home.
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Re: How to Give a Cat a Pill

Postby Alejandro Rhodes » Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:17 am

ROLF  ;D
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Re: How to Give a Cat a Pill

Postby BigTruck » Tue Aug 26, 2008 9:37 am

Now that's funny
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