How to Give a Cat a Pill

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How to Give a Cat a Pill

Postby Romulus111VADT » Fri Aug 22, 2008 11:33 am

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1. Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand.
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Re: How to Give a Cat a Pill

Postby Omag 2.0 » Fri Aug 22, 2008 3:15 pm

Catlovers and owners will know this story is soooo true!  ;D

The vets just magically makes the pills go down without a fuss, but when you get home and have to do it yourself, all hell brakes loose!  :o  ;D
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Re: How to Give a Cat a Pill

Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Fri Aug 22, 2008 3:23 pm

;D ;D ;D

posted about 6 months back, but always good to read again. And the visual aides are a nice touch.
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Re: How to Give a Cat a Pill

Postby a1 » Fri Aug 22, 2008 3:37 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: How to Give a Cat a Pill

Postby Brando14100 » Fri Aug 22, 2008 7:54 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I'm laughing too hard.

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Re: How to Give a Cat a Pill

Postby AMDDDA » Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:28 pm

With Piper you just say "Cheese" and she'll eat it.


This is why I dislike cats, besides being allergic to them.




Very funny though  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: How to Give a Cat a Pill

Postby H » Sat Aug 23, 2008 4:13 am

My only question is in response to giving the dog a pill..
How do you stop the blasted dog from chomping down the bacon before he's wrapped in it, let alone the reason for tossing him in the air afterward?

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Re: How to Give a Cat a Pill

Postby machineman9 » Sat Aug 23, 2008 9:06 am

My tactics with Majik and Ginny (My 2 cats) is definately a quick pinky in the mouth, pull open their jaw, insert pill and clamp mouth shut... tickle throat and then everyone is happy :)

Ginny resembles the last picture, with her angry face. And that is when she is in one of her better moods  ;)
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Re: How to Give a Cat a Pill

Postby BigTruck » Mon Aug 25, 2008 9:23 am

As an owner of two cats, I'm am going to go ahead and agree with this one LMAO
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Re: How to Give a Cat a Pill

Postby H » Mon Aug 25, 2008 9:53 am

Forget the blasted cat... the neighbors are upset with me for passing on your advice to wrap the dog in bacon and toss it in the air! Their dog -- in fact their entire place and themslves, as well -- is totally greased. However, about 10 ounces of bacon are stuck to the dog's back and the other 30 pounds are in the dog -- he's getting too heavy and slippery to lift, let alone toss.
Thanks a lot, Rom!
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Re: How to Give a Cat a Pill

Postby ozzy72 » Mon Aug 25, 2008 10:41 am

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: How to Give a Cat a Pill

Postby Romulus111VADT » Mon Aug 25, 2008 11:24 am

Forget the blasted cat... the neighbors are upset with me for passing on your advice to wrap the dog in bacon and toss it in the air! Their dog -- in fact their entire place and themslves, as well -- is totally greased. However, about 10 ounces of bacon are stuck to the dog's back and the other 30 pounds are in the dog -- he's getting too heavy and slippery to lift, let alone toss.
Thanks a lot, Rom!
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What, you got the Bumpass's living next door with their pack of hound dogs....lmao.

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Re: How to Give a Cat a Pill

Postby BigTruck » Mon Aug 25, 2008 11:52 am

Forget the blasted cat... the neighbors are upset with me for passing on your advice to wrap the dog in bacon and toss it in the air! Their dog -- in fact their entire place and themslves, as well -- is totally greased. However, about 10 ounces of bacon are stuck to the dog's back and the other 30 pounds are in the dog -- he's getting too heavy and slippery to lift, let alone toss.
Thanks a lot, Rom!
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What, you got the Bumpass's living next door with their pack of hound dogs....lmao.

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Re: How to Give a Cat a Pill

Postby H » Mon Aug 25, 2008 4:13 pm

Watch out this Christmas they don't steal your turkey and you don't end up at a Chinese restaurant eating duck
No worry, the turkeys live two doors down on the same side -- and they're just foolish enough to duck into any restaurant, anyway.


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Re: How to Give a Cat a Pill

Postby Mike.. » Mon Aug 25, 2008 6:00 pm

I own 4 indoor and 2 outdoor cats. I prefer beer to scotch. Other than that very true. Look at getting another tattoo from my left wrist all the way up my forearm from a little incedent I had with one of my younger cats a year ago ;D ;D ;D



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