Teaching science

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Teaching science

Postby ozzy72 » Sat Aug 09, 2008 4:48 am

The Year 8 science teacher, Mrs Parks, asked her class, 'Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?'
No one answered until little Mary stood up angrily and said, 'You should not be asking year eights a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the head teacher, who will then fire you!' With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down.
Mrs Parks ignored her and asked the question again: 'Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?'
Little Mary's mouth fell open. She said to those around her, 'Boy is she going to get in big trouble!'
The teacher continued to ignore her and asked the class, 'Anybody?'
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and replied, 'The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.'
'Very good, Billy,' said Mrs Parks. Then, turning to Mary, she said:
'As for you, young lady, I have three things to say. One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn't read your homework. And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.'
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Re: Teaching science

Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Sat Aug 09, 2008 5:37 am

;D ;D ;D
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Re: Teaching science

Postby Mass » Sat Aug 09, 2008 7:28 am

Hahaha brilliant! ;D
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Re: Teaching science

Postby Anxyous » Sat Aug 09, 2008 9:19 am

;D ;D ;D
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Re: Teaching science

Postby EchoLdrWolf » Sat Aug 09, 2008 10:45 am

::) ;D ;D
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Re: Teaching science

Postby aussiewannabe » Sat Aug 09, 2008 11:10 am

'And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.'


ROTFLMAO ;D
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Re: Teaching science

Postby Brando14100 » Sun Aug 10, 2008 10:27 am

;D ;D ;D

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Re: Teaching science

Postby Jared » Sun Aug 10, 2008 12:51 pm

lol, I remember this one
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Re: Teaching science

Postby H » Mon Aug 11, 2008 6:07 am

lol, I remember this one
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what's transpired between you and Mary in recent years is none of our business!



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