If MS were based in Georgia...

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If MS were based in Georgia...

Postby Wing Nut » Tue Sep 30, 2003 11:39 pm

How things would be different if Microsoft were headquartered in Georgia:

1. Their #1 product would be Microsoft Winders

2. Instead of an hourglass icon you'd get an empty beer bottle

3. Dialog boxes would give you the choice of "Ahh-ight" or "Naw"

4. Instead of "Ta-Da!", the opening sound would be Dueling Banjos

5. The "Recycle Bin" in Winders '95 would be an outhouse

6. Instead of "Start Me Up", the Winders '95 theme song would be Achey-Breaky Heart

7. PowerPoint would be named "ParPawnt"

8. Winders 95 logo would incorporate the Confederate Flag

9. New Shutdown WAV: "Y'all come back now, Yah hear?!"

10. Microsoft Office replaced with Micr'sawft Henhouse

11. Spreadsheet software would include examples to inventory dead cars in your front yard

12. Flight Simulator replaced by Tractor-Pull Simulator

13. Microsoft CEO: Bubba Gates.
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Re: If MS were based in Georgia...

Postby Jared » Wed Oct 01, 2003 8:12 am

Ah the good ole das of hagin on the on't porch with bubba!

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Re: If MS were based in Georgia...

Postby EchoLdrWolf » Wed Aug 06, 2008 6:08 pm

;D ;D ;D
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Re: If MS were based in Georgia...

Postby Brando14100 » Thu Aug 07, 2008 11:10 am

;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: If MS were based in Georgia...

Postby Fozzer » Thu Aug 07, 2008 11:18 am

I love reading these sort of posts, and practicing some of those crazy Southern Accents...

...makes understanding GWB so much easier!... ;)... ;)... ;)...!

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Re: If MS were based in Georgia...

Postby Wii » Thu Aug 07, 2008 2:27 pm

Sounds like good ol' 'bama
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