[color=#003300]1. A penny saved is obviously the result of a government oversight.
2. Did you ever notice: when you put the words 'THE' and 'IRS' together it spells 'THEIRS.'
3. The easiest way to find something that's lost is to buy a new replacement for it.
4. If you think there is some good in everybody, you obviously haven't met 'everybody'.
5. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so that he can tell when he's 'really' in trouble.
6. First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your zipper.
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