Who needs a hearing aide?

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Who needs a hearing aide?

Postby Romulus111VADT » Tue Jul 22, 2008 1:34 pm

A man feared his wife was not hearing as well as she used to, and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem.

The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

"Here's what you do," said the doctor. "Stand about 40 feet away from her and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you.

If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den.

He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away. Let's see what happens." In a normal tone he asks,

"Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Re: Who needs a hearing aide?

Postby machineman9 » Tue Jul 22, 2008 1:38 pm

Hehe  ;D
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Re: Who needs a hearing aide?

Postby a1 » Tue Jul 22, 2008 1:41 pm

Burned. ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Who needs a hearing aide?

Postby Romulus111VADT » Tue Jul 22, 2008 1:46 pm

[quote]Hehe
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Re: Who needs a hearing aide?

Postby ozzy72 » Tue Jul 22, 2008 1:49 pm

Is this based on personal experience Romulus? ;D ;D
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Re: Who needs a hearing aide?

Postby Romulus111VADT » Tue Jul 22, 2008 2:05 pm

Is this based on personal experience Romulus? ;D ;D


I'm pleading the 5th on this one..... :-[

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Re: Who needs a hearing aide?

Postby ThomasKaira » Tue Jul 22, 2008 2:31 pm

Is this based on personal experience Romulus? ;D ;D


I'm pleading the 5th on this one..... :-[

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I'll take that as a yes, then.
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Re: Who needs a hearing aide?

Postby machineman9 » Tue Jul 22, 2008 2:42 pm

Bah, our youngie jokes are the best. There isn't an entire setence these days that can't have "Ya mum" shoved in it to make it try and sound offensive  ;D

Not that this is the only way in which we young find comical value mind you  :P

I won't send you the image...
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Re: Who needs a hearing aide?

Postby Anxyous » Tue Jul 22, 2008 3:04 pm

;D ;D ;D
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Re: Who needs a hearing aide?

Postby beaky » Tue Jul 22, 2008 11:55 pm

I smell borscht... very, very old borscht. ;D

... ya mum.  ;D
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Re: Who needs a hearing aide?

Postby tcco94 » Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:59 am

Burned. ;D ;D ;D

Agreeeeed haha  ;)
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Re: Who needs a hearing aide?

Postby Fozzer » Wed Jul 23, 2008 5:20 am

...Pardon...?

...sorry...my battery has gone flat... :'(...!

Paul....ATC....would you repeat the last instruction...Please... :-[...!

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