Lie Detector

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Lie Detector

Postby stuart1044 » Thu Jul 03, 2008 7:31 am

John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick.  His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases.  It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.

It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son, returned home from school.  Tommy was over 2 hours late.

'Where have you been?   Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?' asked John.

'Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project,' said Tommy.

The robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair.

'Son,' said John, 'this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you really were after school.'

'We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie.' said Tommy.  

'What did you watch?' asked Marsha.

'The Ten Commandments.' answered Tommy.

The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair once more.

With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, 'I am sorry I lied.  We really watched a tape called Sex Queen.'

'I am ashamed of you son,' said John. 'When I was your age, I never lied to my parents.'

The robot then walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair.

Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said,  'Boy, did you ever ask for that one!  You can't be too mad with Tommy.  After all, he is your son!'

With that the robot immediately walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair.
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Re: Lie Detector

Postby DaveSims » Thu Jul 03, 2008 8:04 am

LOL  ;D
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Re: Lie Detector

Postby NitroPower » Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:57 am

Damn! i did not expect the ending! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Lie Detector

Postby AMDDDA » Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:59 am

Ouch @ the last part.
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Re: Lie Detector

Postby a1 » Thu Jul 03, 2008 12:29 pm

;D ;D ;D
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Re: Lie Detector

Postby H » Thu Jul 03, 2008 1:53 pm

I did not expect the ending!
Unfortunately, as soon as Marsha spoke, I did. :P


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Re: Lie Detector

Postby aussiewannabe » Thu Jul 03, 2008 2:05 pm

I got this one in an email several weeks ago with a slightly different ending:

"The Robot immediately walked around to Marsha and slapped her three times."

Still just as funny though ;D
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Re: Lie Detector

Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Thu Jul 03, 2008 5:06 pm

A good'n ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Lie Detector

Postby Isak922 » Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:11 pm

LOL!!!!!!

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

That's excellent.
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Re: Lie Detector

Postby Mazza » Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:47 pm

:D :D :D :D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :-*
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Re: Lie Detector

Postby stuart1044 » Fri Jul 04, 2008 7:13 am

I just read this again and it still makes me laugh ;D ;D :D
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Re: Lie Detector

Postby Anxyous » Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:00 am

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Lie Detector

Postby Dr.bob7 » Fri Jul 04, 2008 2:42 pm

LOL at the ending
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Re: Lie Detector

Postby BFMF » Sun Jul 06, 2008 12:52 am

;D
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