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Postby Bizmajererau » Fri Jul 04, 2008 9:35 pm

So little johnny was on his way to school one day, when he watched this dog get ran slap over by a semi. Little johnny runs to school yells TEACHER TEACHER GUESS WHAT I SAW?? The teacher says what did you see johnny?? I SAW A DOG GET HIS A$$ ran right over! Teacher replies now little johnny we dont say A$$ we say rectum.. RECTUM HELL  LIKE TO HAVE KILLED HIM!!!!


kinda cute  :-?
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Re: RECTUM

Postby Anxyous » Sat Jul 05, 2008 6:58 am

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Re: RECTUM

Postby Fozzer » Sat Jul 05, 2008 9:44 am

???


It's a Daytona joke!... ::)... ;D...!

*RECTUM HELL  LIKE TO HAVE KILLED HIM!!!!*

Little Johnny:

"Wrecked them?"

"Hell!"

"You mean, killed him?"

Possible explanation?... ::)....?

Paul... ;)... ;)... ;)...!
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Re: RECTUM

Postby Bizmajererau » Sat Jul 05, 2008 10:30 am

"rectum" is word for butt... johnny meant wrecked him!
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