During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director, "How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?"
"Well," replied the Director, "we fill up a bathtub; then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask them to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor, "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No. A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
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