Bad Irish joke

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Bad Irish joke

Postby waspiflab » Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:43 am

Mick and Paddy were walking home from the pub. Mick says to Paddy, 'I
cant
be bothered to walk all that way.' 'I know,' says Paddy, 'but
we've no
money
for a cab and we've missed the last bus home.' 'We could steal a
bus
from
the depot,' Mick suggests. They arrive at the bus depot and Mick tells
Paddy
to go in and get a bus while he keeps a look-out. After shuffling around
for
ages, Mick shouts, 'Paddy, what are you doing?  Have you not found one
yet?'
Paddy shouts back, 'I cant find a No. 91' 'Oh Jeysus Christ, ye
thick
sod,
take the No. 14 and we'll walk from the roundabout


sorry :-X
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Re: Bad Irish joke

Postby a1 » Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:35 am

I....don't get it. ;D
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Re: Bad Irish joke

Postby stuart1044 » Wed Jul 02, 2008 4:04 am

Ha ha, brilliant, made me smile :) :D
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Re: Bad Irish joke

Postby Mazza » Wed Jul 02, 2008 4:23 am

Man there thick ;D :D :o
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Re: Bad Irish joke

Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Wed Jul 02, 2008 4:51 am

Man there they're thick ;D :D :o


I'm mostly Irish, never lived in Ireland, and I get it.  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Bad Irish joke

Postby machineman9 » Wed Jul 02, 2008 3:16 pm

Hehe  :)
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Re: Bad Irish joke

Postby Anxyous » Thu Jul 03, 2008 4:21 am

;D ;D ;D

A bit like the blonde joke... well not really, but:

A blonde walks into a pizza place, and orders a pizza.

The pizzaguy (???) asks her if she wants him to cut it in 4 or 8 slices, and she says:

"Are you mad? Just 4, I can't eat 8!"

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